Yesterday I got a birthday card from my parents.
On the cover it said,"I asked the wise man on the mountain the secret of a long life. As my Birthday gift to you, I'd like to pass along his infinite words of wisdom..." with a cartoon of a typical wise man of the mountain - long gray beard, purple robes, sitting in a lotus position.
You open it up and it has the picture of the wise man on the mountain with a big grin on his face, holding a book that says on the front, Words of Wisdom. You open that book and it says, "Keep breathing as long as possible!"
That is so totally something my dad would say!
