Saturday, May 4, 2013

Down for the Weekend

We have a little metal oscillating fan in my office at work, and I think something is a little out of round because it makes quite a racket when we use it. The other day when we had a little splash of warm weather and wanted to use the fan, I set it on the carpeted floor in hopes it would be less noisy.

It was slightly less noisy. We used it a couple of days, and then the weather cooled off. I didn't trouble myself to move the fan, because we knew it would warm up again in a few days.

We're always thinking a few days ahead at work. The first thing we have to do is make sure "tomorrow's" charts are done, and we work on the next day's charts, and so on. Every day is busy, but certain days are extra busy clinic days, with a heavier load of charts to do. Any given Tuesday, for example, might have twice as many appointments as, say a Friday.  It was Thursday and we were working on the last of Friday's charts, looking forward to getting those done so we could start on Monday's and hopefully get enough ahead to start on charts for Tuesday.
 
Jimmy John's delivers, and we'd ordered lunch in so we could work through. I had just finished a hefty stack of charts and I got up to band that giant stack of charts together and move them to the "finished" place. When I got up, though, somehow I got tangled up in that fan. In the process of trying to get untangled I lost my balance, and in the process of trying to regain my balance, became more unbalanced, almost fell, caught myself on a chart cart, and twisted the heck out of my left knee. If the chart cart hadn't been there for me to grab I would've ended up all the way down on the floor. If it, being a wheeled conveyance, hadn't been in the corner like it was, the whole story might've had a much worse outcome than it did. 
 
Knee hurting like all get-out, standing on one leg, I somehow found my chair and plopped back into it. Scared a good ten years off my co-worker. She went for help and people started piling into our little office, including one of the doctors. He asked some questions about does this hurt, does that hurt,  and if I had an Orthopedic surgeon of choice. I do, but I don't know if he's still practicing, or if he's even still alive. I told Dr. H. that all my favorite doctors are old now. He said he's old too, and we laughed about that. Someone appeared with a wheelchair and I got a ride in the wheelchair to the hospital across the street. We must have looked like quite a crew, two women pushing another woman in a wheelchair across the street like that.

We entered through the Outpatient entrance on the south side of the building and threaded our way through the building to the Emergency Room  on the north side of the building. ER Waiting was full of folks I suspect may not have come in if it hadn't been so cold outside. I wouldn't say they weren't ill, but I got the feeling that several of them might have tolerated their dis-ease without spending the day in ER if the weather had been better.

Fortunately I didn't have to wait as long as I thought I would, and the good news is that nothing is torn or broken as far as they could tell. The knee "looks" perfectly normal from the outside, with little to no pain as long as I keep still and don't stress or twist it at all. 
 
Mike and Monica came to drive me home and help me get my car home, and then they brought my recliner and twin bed downstairs so I can stay on one floor. I can walk well enough with a cane (Thank you Steve for the nice cane), but I don't dare try to go up and down the stairs right now. I already feel tons better than this time yesterday, but I can sure tell when I've moved around "too much" (like now). And while driving wouldn't be at all difficult, getting into and out of my rather tall Honda Pilot seems a little daunting yet. I can't even think about that today. I'm hoping to enjoy enough recovery to go back to work on Monday.
 
So, there you have it. Twisted knee, down for the weekend.  
 
The oscillating fan, by the way, is back on the windowsill, off the floor. We'll just deal with the noise when we're hot.

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Is Everybody In?

We learned long ago that chickens who don't come in at night don't last long, and it really only takes once. If you want to keep your chickens, you need to make sure they go in at night and lock them up against predators. My chickens live in a very nice chicken house that my beloved late husband built. It has an attached, enclosed yard with a sturdy metal roof over all. I don't let my chickens out every day, but when I do, I make sure to see them all in, come dusk. 

Sunday was a beautiful Oklahoma spring day, so that afternoon I let the chickens out. As the day came to a close, I went out to see them in. I counted them: four barred rock roosters, two banty roosters, two mixed roosters, five red hens and two barred rock hens. Except there was only one barred rock hen. I counted them again, four, two, two, five - where is that other barred rock hen? I closed up the chicken house so they wouldn't get back out while I looked for that one hen and began my search.

Barred rock chickens' feathers are colored, black and white, in such a way that the birds appear to be striped, like bars of color, black and white, hence their name, Barred Rock. They are striking birds. In addition, the black and white striped configuration provides excellent camouflage. I looked and looked and looked for that hen. Wherever she was, she was well hidden. I prayed a blessing on her and came on in my own house for the night.

Later on, as usual, I let Annie the dog out one more time before we went to bed. When I went to call her in, she didn't come. I stepped outside and called again. I heard her tags rattle so I called again, but then I heard a sound I know to be the cry of a hen in distress. 

I will digress here to say that I have never let Annie out loose when the chickens are out because she gets so excited I feared she might "play" too roughly with them. Annie has brought me more than one little deceased creature - mice, frogs, turtles, even a squirrel - that she has caught and just "played" to death. I do not want this to happen to my chickens. When I heard this hen squalling, I nearly panicked.

I grabbed the flashlight and, in my night shirt and fuzzy house shoes, ran toward the sound in my fuzzy house shoes yelling "Annie! Sit! Annie, sit!" Annie had "treed" the hen in a corner between some hog wire and the chain-link fence. The hen had tried to go through the chain-link, and was stuck and calling for help. 

One very good thing about Annie is that she does sit when I tell her to, so I most emphatically told her to "Sit!" while I extracted the frightened hen from her predicament. I carried the hen into the chicken house and gently set her in one of the nesting boxes. She tolerated this very well and didn't kick up a bit of fuss, which was good because chickens are like toddlers - one cries, they all start crying.  Her being quiet saved us all from a houseful of agitated chickens. The next morning I couldn't even tell which hen it had been. Really, it was as if nothing unusual had happened at all. Funny birds.

Sunday, December 9, 2012

Annie the Dog

Steve and I got Annie the Dog from the El Reno Animal Shelter In June of 2011. She's a little red Shepherd mix gal, and quite a gal. The vet estimated she was about nine months old when we got her, so we count her birthday as October 2010, currently just over two years old. She has come a long way. My beloved husband went to Heaven in October of 2011, a terrible loss to me, and Annie misses him, too.

We thought we'd let her sleep with us, but she wouldn't come up the stairs, which turned out to be okay because she was such a character to EAT everything she could get her mouth on! I always warn visitors, "You better pick that up if you want to keep it - Annie will eat it!" So upstairs turned out to be a haven, a safe place, where you could take things and not worry about Annie getting them.

Hmmm, until today, maybe. Son Michael and I had gone on an errand and when we got back, Annie was UPSTAIRS!  She seemed a little startled, reminding me of someonw getting caught red-handed and acting like they didn't know anything about it - "What? Where am I? How did this happen?" We talked her to the top of the stairs and she managed to come downstairs under her own steam. Mike and I went upstairs for a status check, and it looked like the only thing she's done was slick up Cookie's (one of the cats) food dish. While I was up there Annie came BACK upstairs, but then ran back down when she saw me see her, funny little dog. Of course Cookie is NOWHERE to be found, and I don't know when I'll ever see her if Annie starts sleeping with me, but I'm pretty sure Cookie'll get over it eventually.

I guess we'll see what happens. Meanwhile, I'll have to be extra diligent to keep Cookie's (upstairs) cat box cleaned out and find a place up somewhere for Cookie's food. Never a dull moment, huh?

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Bread


The recent news of late about that huge bakery outfit (makers of Twinkies and Rainbow Bread) going out of business put me on alert. I flashed to uh-oh, big bakery shutting its doors - bread prices are going to skyrocket, and then what?  Then I remembered that there are many different brands of bread on the shelves these days. While the demise of one brand is tragic enough in its own ways, i probably will not precipitate food riots and empty store shelves. But it did remind me about baking my own bread.

My beloved late husband has been gone over a year, now, so I know it's been at least that long since I last made bread. I am pleased to say that we enjoyed times where I made all our bread and we went months without purchasing commercially prepared bread in a store. 

Following is a reprise of a blog entry that I posted in another blog early in 2009. Be advised, I present a chatty narrative here, but if you can follow the narrative and the instructions, I promise you can make a lovely loaf of home-baked bread.  

A million or so years ago when my kids were toddlers I read Let's Eat Right to Keep Fit and Let's Have Healthy Children by Adele Davis. She had in one of those books a recipe for whole wheat bread plus a particular technique in making it. Been a while since I made actual whole wheat bread, but I do still use the technique I adapted from her instruction. The great feature of this technique centers on waking up and feeding the yeast and then developing the gluten so the bread rises nicely and holds together well. 

You will want a timer, such as a one hour wind up kitchen timer, and while not required, a stand mixer or electric mixer are extremely handy for this technique. A cooling rack is helpful as well.

Ingredients:
3/4 c hot tap water
1/4 c honey or maple syrup (real Maple syrup, not a name-brand "maple flavored" syrup made with other ingredients)
1 T or 2 packets yeast
2 eggs
2 t salt
3 to 4 cups unbleached flour (I like King Arthur)
1 1/2 T cooking oil

Turn on the hot water faucet until the water is hot, but not so hot you can't stick your hand in it. You want it to be hot enough to wake the yeast up, but not so hot as to kill it. When the tap is hot, run your 3/4 c water as noted above. Then set the two eggs in another container deep enough that you can cover them with hot water. Set the eggs (in the hot water) aside to warm. We are warming the eggs so they won't chill the yeast mixture and put it back to sleep.

Into the 3/4 c hot water, pour 1/4 c honey or maple syrup. Being cooler than the water, it will sink to the bottom of the water in the measuring cup, so stir gently to combine and pour into your mixing bowl. Add the yeast to the sweetened water mixture in the mixing bowl and stir gently to dampen. Set your timer for ten minutes.

When the bell rings look at the yeast mixture. It should have frothed up a little. This is good - it means your yeast has awakened, and that it likes the honey or syrup you've fed it.

Add the salt and the now slightly warmed eggs, and two cups of the flour. With regular mixer beaters, or the flat mixing beater if you happen to have a Kitchen Aid stand mixer, beat the batter on a medium to low setting (number 2 on the Kitchen Aid) for ten minutes. If you don't happen to have an electric mixer of any sort, make a note to put one on your wish list and beat by hand for ten minutes. All this ten minutes of beating is important as it activates the gluten. By the end of the ten minutes your batter should be starting to get sort of a rubbery texture to it. When you pull the beaters or the spoon out of the dough it should look rubbery-stringy, a little like the texture of Silly Putty. This is good - this is the gluten - sort of a rubbery textured protein.

At the end of the ten minutes, turn the mixer off and lift the beater(s) out of the batter. Scrape any excess batter from the beaters back into the mixing bowl, and the beaters can then go into the wash sink. If you have a dough hook, put that onto the mixer. If you don't have a dough hook, look forward to a one-armed work-out!

Having a cup or two of flour handy, start gently stirring the batter with the dough hook or a very sturdy spoon or spatula. Gradually introduce flour into the mixture, about a quarter cup at a time. Sprinkle in the flour and mix it in. The mixture will get stiffer and stiffer as you go. This is where you will really wish you had at least an electric mixer, and at best a quality stand mixer. Remember: wish list. Keep slowly adding flour and mixing it in until it pulls away from the sides of the mixing bowl. Keep it up, slowly adding flour and mixing it in until the dough forms a ball.

On a flat working surface - wooden cutting board, ordinary (CLEAN!) counter top or the like - sprinkle a little flour, and tump your dough ball out of the bowl and onto the flour. You'll want to scrape out of the bowl any that might have stuck to the sides, although there shouldn't be much of that if you mixed in enough flour. Set your mixing bowl and the rest of your utensils in the washing sink. We'll get back to them in a minute. Wash your hands with warm water and soap, rinse thoroughly, and dry them with a towel. Remove bracelets, watches, and any rings you don't want to get in the bread dough, or don't want to get bread dough into, and knead your bread. I push down into the dough and away from me with the heels of my hands, give the dough about a quarter turn, then push with the heels of the hands, and so on. Knead until - I want to say until it feels right, but that is a vague term if you haven't kneaded bread much before - so knead about a dozen to twenty times.

I will pause here to say that I have heard people say, "Oh, yes, I love to knead bread because it's such a great way to release tension, to get aggression out."

I say, "No, no, no!" I do not release aggression into my bread, and don't you do it either! When I knead my bread I imagine a column of bright, glittering white light entering the top of my head, filling my being, and coming down my arms, out my hands, and into the bread. I imagine blessing, blessing and light, flowing into the bread as a gift to anyone who partakes. It gives me goose bumps of ecstasy right now just to think of it. Bless your bread!

Back to making: Once you have kneaded your bread and it feels firm, uniform and cohesive, leave it to rest while you prepare a bowl for rising. I use the bowl I mixed it in. In that case, take a moment to wash the bowl and all the utensils used so far. Dry the inside of the bowl with a towel. Pour the oil in the bottom of the bowl. I specified 1 1/2 T because that is about how much it comes out to be, but really, if you just pour about a half-dollar sized puddle in the bottom of the rising bowl, that is fine. You can eyeball it.

So you have a clean rising bowl with a little oil in the bottom. Take your dough ball, smooth it, dust off any loose flour it might have picked up from the kneading board, and gently plop it, smooth side down, into the rising bowl, and then turn it over so the smooth oily side is up.

Most recipes at this point will say "let rise in a warm place," etc. I make a warm place for my bread to rise, and here's how: Get a large bowl or pan, large enough to set the rising bowl into, and fill it up to about three and a half inches deep with hot water (again, hot tap water is quite sufficient). I don't recommend using the sink for your warm water rising because what if someone should come by and, oh, say, wash their hands, or whatever, and splash soapy hand-washing water into your blessing filled bread dough? Eww! So use a big dish or some sort of pan that you can set by somewhere not-in-the-sink to rise. Once that is all set, cover the rising bowl with what we used to call a "tea towel," which is a kitchen towel made of a smooth, close-weaved fabric like cotton or linen, and take care to keep the towel out of the warming water.

Set your timer for one hour and go do whatever, keeping your ear tuned for the timer.

When the bell rings, come look at your dough. Hopefully it has risen noticeably. Now (Wash your hands first!) you will "punch it down." Again I say, do this matter-of-factly and with love, without aggression: form a loose fist and press your knuckles into the dough, pressing the air bubbles out. Press, press, press the bubbles out - you'll hear them go "phht! phht!" - and then pick the dough up out of the bowl, form it back into a ball like shape with a smooth side, and set 'er back in the rising bowl. Lay the towel back over the rising bowl, set the timer for another hour, wash the oil off your hands, and go do whatever until the bell rings again.

This time when the bell rings, you'll want to start with getting your loaf pan ready and turn the oven on to 350 F to preheat. If you're using a metal loaf pan you'll want to grease all interior sides with shortening. Not oil, because the bread will stick to the pan if you use oil. If you are using a glass pan, grease it, and you'll want to preheat the oven to 325 instead of 350. If you are so fortunate as to have such as one of those Pampered Chef stoneware loaf pans, you may want to give it ever so light a spritzing of non-stick spray if it's not yet seasoned.

Once the loaf pan is ready, punch your dough down in the bowl, and then tump it out onto the kneading board. Knead, this time with attention to popping as many little air bubbles as you can, as well as kneading for smoothness. Knead, press, roll, press, roll, press, roll, and so on, until you have an approximately loaf shaped giant stubby cigar of bread dough. If it has a seam (from pressing and rolling) set the seam side down in the loaf pan. We're going to let her rise thirty more minutes before she goes in the oven (kitchen timer again).

When that thirty minute timer goes off come take a look at the bread. It should have risen noticeably . It will rise even more in the oven. Place in the oven, making sure there is enough room for the loaf to rise without getting stuck to the roof of your oven (Voice of Experience says, "That's a drag, getting bread stuck on the roof of your oven!"). Set the timer for thirty minutes and pay attention! When that bell rings, come look at the bread. Should be a nice golden brown toasty color. Carefully remove from the oven. You should be able to either turn the pan over and tump the loaf out, or lift it out with hot pads or mitts. If it doesn't want to let go, use a table knife or some other dull slender blade to run around the sides of the pan. Should come right out then. Handle delicately at this point! It's nice if you have a rack to cool it on. Let it set for at least ten-fifteen minutes before you try to cut into it. A knife with a long, sharp-edged blade is best for slicing; they make knives specifically for this purpose.

Man, oh, man, I'm tellin' you, fresh home-baked bread, filled with blessings and love, still warm from the oven, slathered with sweet cream lightly salted dairy butter - one of the great pleasures of life!

So go bless someone and make some bread!

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Pizza

While I was not-watching TV the other day, somebody ran a pizza commercial that implanted itself into my subconscious so that I've had a hankering for pizza ever since. Come about supper time today, then, I asked Michael, who's been under the weather with a flu, if he felt well enough that I might interest him in some pizza, and off we went to Mazzios.

We learned that Tuesday night is Family Buffet night at Mazzios. So many children! And it isn't so much that the children themselves were all that loud, but when you get that many people in one place, all trying to be heard, it does get loud. We got to practice focusing our attention to exclude distractions.

Mike seemed to be feeling a little better after he got his belly full, and any wish of mine for "pizza" has certainly been more than conquered. I don't think I'll have to go looking for pizza again any time soon. Or should I say, "a wedge shaped, pizza-like substance." No offense, Mazzios, but I have had real pizza before (thank you Tino's of Cold Cheese fame). It's pretty hard for chain restaurants to measure up to the standard set by the Real Thing. Next time I go to New York we are definitely setting a day by to go to Oneonta for some Tino's.
Meanwhile, I think I'm good now, thank you.

After we got home from our noisy adventure, and upon reviewing today's calendar and previewing tomorrow's, I discovered that I completely forgot about that invitation to a dinner where I was to be given a certificate of thanks for being an election worker. Dangit! Oh, well, maybe next year. I'll email my apology tomorrow...if I don't forget that, too!

(Sigh)

Cookie the Cat wants me to stop typing and come to bed so she can curl up and keep me warm, so, nite-nite!

Sunday, October 28, 2012

The Paper

I don't get the paper every day. I'm supposed to get it on Wednesday and Sunday, maybe Friday, too. Sometimes I get one on Friday and/or Saturday, but I have definitely been getting a paper on Wednesday and Sunday for a while now. Living in the country, initially I had to go round and round with them to "train" them as to exactly where my driveway is, but when we finally got that ironed out the guy said, "I'll bring it right to you at your front door," and I said, "Oh, okay, then, I'll need to bring the dog in and open the gate," and he said, "Oh! I can just make sure it gets inside the gate," which he did.  I have not had to call about a missing paper since then, as they have done a good job of remembering where the driveway is and they have been good about getting the paper inside the gate.

Until about the last month or so. Lately it's been hit-or-miss as to whether the paper gets inside the gate or not. As time goes by, my newspaper delivery has been getting sloppier and sloppier. One day last week it was in the ditch such that I was unable to retrieve it. That paper is still in the ditch because I can't reach it.

Every time the paper is outside the gate I get mad. I wonder who is throwing my paper and grumble under my breath about it. Then I go through a big "How Important Is It" debate with myself. I know I could call and complain, and insist they get the damn paper inside the gate, but, from the Choose Your Battles Department, I don't want to fight that fight or be that customer. I have more important things to occupy my attention than getting involved in a power struggle with the newspaper delivery people over where the paper lands when they throw it, so I just decided to cancel the paper instead. I'm not that involved in reading the paper anyway.

It took me a few days to figure out exactly where to call. There's all kinds of numbers to call to place ads or to subscribe to the paper, but not much information available if you actually want to cancel the paper. Since it's bill-paying time, I got the phone number from the credit card statement.

A machine answers the phone when you call. If you know the extension of the party you want, that's the first option, and then they give  you options one through nine for various other departments, and of course none of them say, "if you want to cancel your paper," but the very last option is that you can press 0 to speak to a live human, so that's what I did.

I am very happy to report that I got a very nice woman with good diction (no accent, easy to understand). I told her I needed to cancel my paper. She pulled up my account, and of course they want to know why, so I explained as calmly and matter-of-factly as I could, that I live in a gated property and that I really want the paper on the inside of the gate, and they've been real good to do that until recently, and that for about the last month or so, sometimes the paper is in the driveway and sometimes it's in the ditch. Occasionally it's still inside the gate where I like it, but increasingly often it is outside the gate. I told her I didn't want to get into any big battle of wills to try to "make" whoever get the paper inside the gate - don't want to fight that fight, don't want to be that customer - so it's just easier for me to cancel the paper.

She was very accommodating, but when she tried to access my account information and it was locked! Couldn't cancel it! I said, "Oh, dear, I didn't want to have to go through the credit card company to cancel this," so she did some kind of behind the scenes hocus pocus and then called me back when it was all done to let me know the paper is canceled as of today. I shouldn't be getting any more newspapers over the gate, in the driveway or in the ditch. Problem solved!

Paper in the ditch, right about the middle of the picture.

Thank you El Reno!

Just wanted to give a shout-out to all the nice folks who stopped by my booth yesterday at the El Reno Arts Festival! Delightful event, presented by the El Reno Convention and Visitors Bureau. It was held on the grounds of the Canadian County Historical Museum, and we couldn't have asked for a more perfect day.

Some guys came up from the Song Writers Association of Norman to play and sing for us in the morning. Each one did his own work (no covers) and they were so much fun to listen to! One did a song about Pluto - lyrics included advising Pluto to "put on a little weight," (in order to to be restored to 'planet' status) and "You'll always be a planet to me." Hilarious!

Made friends with a nice family next to me, the Muirs, who make wooden things, and stained glass panels. Struck up a solid friendship with their darling little eight-year-old, Hope, who came over to look for a gift she could get and surprise her Mom, and in return, got me a really good deal on a birdhouse! Hope and I had lots of fun throughout the day, sweet little girl.

Anyway, thanks again El Reno, and all the awesome folks who stopped by to see me yesterday!